Lord Of the Chaos
 Rambling of  madmen
Insane Humor, you'll find it funny, sick, twisted, perverted, but you'll find it nonetheless.
 
Blessed are those that come before me for I shall rise up out of the depths of thy soul and smite thine enemies. If not thy enemies then any who stand in thy way. As great beasts once ravaged space and time so does Chaos hold it's place in mans epic idealism of society. For where there are one there are many. Where there are many there are few. So heed the voices of knowledge that reside in thy mind. Life is begrudged  by those that misunderstand it. But to understand it is to leave it's limits behind. Chaos
"Just because it doesn't exist doesn't mean you can't see it!"
 

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained. (this one fits me)

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
        -- Brilliant

Once a victim, twice a participant...First time, shame on you, second time, shame on me...   kj

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
        -- Steven Wright

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
        -- Harry S. Truman

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

 I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. --Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

clowns are just a frown turned upside down .... and all the money falls out of his pockets.... Jester
 
Reality is for people who can't handle decent fantasy ..... and deserve our pity.... :).....huh?

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? .......   Zeplynn

"of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"- Bobbie
 

If it doesn't fit....force it....if it breaks...chances are it needed replacing anyways................Murphy
 

People come up to me and they're worried.....that I'll reproduce.  Emo Philips

Quote of the day...
"so i curse, you smoke, one kills, know what i mean??"
chris rock- (Macbeth)

"to be thus is nothing, but to be safely thus...."
William Shakespeare, in "Macbeth"

The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot.
-- Betty MacDonald(from huh?)

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.  By order of the Author. Per G.G., chief of Ordinance. - Mark Twain ?

These are a few of my favorite quotes. E-mail me yours at Chaos@netnitco.net